Better Than Prison...Worse Than A Fine

A snippet from the Maclean's magazine I got in the mail today:

Wowzers. I'd prefer to pay the fine than have to knit and give away sweaters. I dug around a bit on the net and apparently she slashed approximately 50 tires. The woman is 89-years-old! Unless she's a heck of a lot faster than me I somehow doubt that every victim of her crimes are going to get their compensation. Personally, I think I'd probably go all passive-aggressive and make 'em all neon orange acrylic with random intarsia horrors in various shades of pink.